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Smegtastic LoveAffair

Created on 2008-01-18 19:51:11 (#14707523), last updated 2009-09-07

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Name:Frescato Monkey
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My journal is just useless rants about my below par life. Doesn't that description just make you want to run towards it with your arms held open to embrace the nonsensical bull-crap? No? Well how about the fancied up version.

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Step right up! Read one of the most amazing journals around, about the life of a teenage girl. Because her life is obviously so great, it over shadows all the other problems and amazing things within this World!
Do you want to enter now? Because I still don't, and... it's my journal... ~awkward cough~ Well, I shall give you one little piece of advice, this advice should work with all encounters of me : Run, for the love of God, Run! And if you can't, roll over an pretend to be dead... If things become desperate, distract me with something shiny and hope somebody saves you!

(Oh, and have you noticed that everyone classes the United Kingdom as a Country? What is wrong with that?! We aren't a country, we are a collection of countries under the same/a similar government.)
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